It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth. You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try. You’ve done quite well since your start,
So as you grow older take heart;
Keep up the good work and don’t be a jerk;
Stay happy till you’re an old fart.
By Karl Fuchs